May 2013
iguanamouth:
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
jehanprouvaires:
jehanprouvaires:
I DIDNT KNOW MY BROTHER HAD A GIRL OVER SO I OPENED HIS DOOR AND STARTED SINGING “BEING GAY IS BAD BUT LYING IS WORSE” AND HE WAS FUCKING SOMEONE IM GONNA CRY
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES
balkhy:
roughrimjob:
balkhy:
*takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk*
It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
guynecologist:
wouldnt wanna
hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
tomhardly:
themadhoodmeltdown:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
beautiful imagery
um no that’s more like nothing happens.. nothing happens… then you stick a knife in and there’s ketchup all over your hands
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
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themunchkym:
rebeccaphilana:
themunchkym:
Is it rude to solve someone’s rubik’s cube and return it to their desk while they’re away without saying anything?
Do one step every day while they’re getting coffee or something. See if they notice.
DAY ONE.
Got to the…
congragulation:
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
Our heater caught fire
isaisanisa:
So we had to call the apartment repair guys
They came
To our
Apartment.
oh god
Our heater caught fire
isaisanisa:
So we had to call the apartment repair guys
They came
To our
Apartment.
oh god
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon appearing in the mirror instead of your reflection
