we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
I should probably give this a name. Reginald.:... →
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havingastrangeinterlude: bitofmustard: havingastrangeinterlude: bitofmustard: seethisowl: havingastrangeinterlude: So, I started a Day Zero Project list this evening. Can I interest anyone in joining me? oh oh oh me!! How long is 1001 days anyways? That’s almost 3 years right? Aw man, this is gonna be the coolest list EVER And I’ve been needing some… I shall be joining you too!...
BBC Sherlock 2
seethisowl: moraniarty: timelordy-teganbreann: starkward: A Scandal in Belgraviass DSFGJSDGAFFGFSLADF S FWwqhlF
kumbayamotherfucker: sachimo: thatsmoderatelyraven: durianseeds: sachimo: times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg gudfkjbadhsjkdfs does she know its a video OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS STILL EXIST I’m Dead omg
Yeah, but does it smell like a book?– My auntie after hearing a very long list of the virtues of a kindle. Truer words have never been spoken. (via justsomegirlxo)
me: i respect everyone's opinions
someone: your favorite character is shit
me: you must want to die you ignorant fuck
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..