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cateematthews: Everyone’s very upset about Deathly Hallows not winning Best Makeup, and I get it, I do. I love the Harry Potter series, its world its cast and its crew, and in a lot of ways it is so freaking good. But the Academy Awards aren’t just for so freaking good - they’re for the best of the best, and I…
whitepoweralejandra: oh i get it “the lollipop” is actually his dick fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick not a real lollipop
iroh: patrick what am i? uhh…stupid? noo i’m Texas! what’s the difference
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Because if Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody deserves to live in...– Harry Potter Alliance on LBGT organizations (via despite-all-of-my-struggles)
darkteabiscuit: halibear22: SHERLOCK!
What if the academy are just really big Harry Potter hipsters and they said, The books are way better than the movies. I think it makes sense.
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
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Britain: Excuse Me
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Has anyone read 'Looking for Alaska' by John...
fishingboatproceeds: sstephaniecaroll: and if so, would you recommend it? I thought it was okay.