wankbankofamerica: To bet on it or not to bet on it
ihopericksantorum: I hope rick santorum’s phone always autocorrects the word “any” to “anus” and he never notices until after he’s sent the message
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
child: dad please quit smoking
dad: only if you make a post about it and it has 1,000 notes
Zuko vs. Mako
Zuko: Had Daddy issues.
Mako: Doesn't have a daddy to have issues with.
Zuko: Had a crazy sister, who's sole purpose was to bring him down.
Mako: Protects his brother at any cost.
Zuko: Was adorably awkward whenever he tried to socialize.
Mako: Is anti-social; never tries to socialize in the first place.
Zuko: Was a prince.
Mako: Is an orphan forced to grow up on the streets.
Zuko: Often would lost his patience with those close to him and with himself.
Mako: Is calm to the point of being stoic.
Zuko: Wasn't ever considered a prodigy, and had to work very hard at firebending.
Mako: Was constantly praised during the pro-bending match for his unique fighting style.
ME: KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, KIDS. IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
katniss: *races to the cornucopia for supplies*
me: *chickens out of running for the ball during a game of dodgeball in gym*
katniss: *shakes while waiting to be brought into the arena*
me: *trembles throughout other peers presentations, waiting to be called for my turn*
katniss: *jumps off a high tree and starts to run*
me: *hesitates before jumping off of elementary school play equipment*
katniss: *treats third degree burn and bone deep sword cut on legs*
me: *whimpers while inspecting a bad hangnail*
katniss: *shoots animal, eats animal*
me: *struggles to make kraft dinner*
katniss: *falls asleep in the pitch black wilderness in a tree*
me: *won't sleep in bedroom if there is a fruit fly present*
katniss: *wins the hunger games*
me: *physically tired after watching hunger games*
Chloe Moretz Confirmed for Carrie asdkaslfjasdg;ad;ga;’dfkhl;adjfhlkajdfgal! I’m not sure about how I should be reacting to this. I love Chloe Moretz but a Carrie remake why? i just can’t.
peeta: how to win the hunger games without really trying
adults: any thoughts on careers?
me: marvel was an asshole
me: but I like cato
me: what kind of name is glimmer
me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
me: oh you mean a job
karfapian: my anthropology teacher was talking about evolution and he said “some creatures are just born to die” and i was just like