GUYS, You know the naked man in Miami that was...
themockingjaysingsnevermore: Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
When I'm really famous I'm gonna let myself get...
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS” And saying sentences that include ‘ship’ And physically dramatic ‘NO’s So that y’all can easily gif me You’re welcome
Stephen Fry: Our sperm is the smallest cell in the body. What is the largest?
Alan Davies: The womb?
Stephen Fry: The womb is not a cell.
Alan Davies: Well, it is kind of a cell for nine months.
kanyewesticle: when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
the-vashta-nerada: jesus christ don’t ask...
waiting-for-the-tardis: remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
Shhh do you hear that? It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
freecocaine: The pure fact that this doesn’t...
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude